17 must-know pick-up lines every hungry man should know

By WAMBUI PAULINE

Pick-up lines are one of the most sidesplitting steps of the coupling game, laden openers that can sparkle with chemistry or wither on the spot.

Flattery does work in fine doses, so if you’re a guy, be that romantic knight in shining armor and say the sweet words of the almighty irresistible unicorn.

If you are a guy who is just matched with a babe, don’t tell her she’s a babe. Pick out something you like about her, but it’s not as simple as telling her you like it. You are going to have to think back to your school years English and get those metaphors pumping.

But how do you know how it’s going to perform? Well, the following is an outline of some of the pick-up lines every man can identify with.

17: May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

16: Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over

15: It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me

14: Hey there, I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me

13: I have fallen for you and I can’t get up

12: Can you give me directions to your heart? I seem to have lost my way in your eyes

11: You are ugly, but I’m sure you can throw it down in the bedroom.

10: Babie, the love I have for you is like copied assignment. I can’t just explain it.

9: Nice package. You should let me unwrap that for you sometime.

8: I was a little bit off today but the moment I saw you I got turned on.

7: What kind of Uber are you? Long or short rides?

6: How do you like your sausage in the morning, scrambled or blown?

 

5: I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

4: I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

3: I was feeling a bit off today, but you definitely turned me on 2: Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

1:Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea.

 

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